fingernails! I have fingernails in here!

I was rubbing my fully separated fingers together when I noticed my fingernails.
ooo I can't wait to get them painted with that smelly stuff you silly humans use....what is it? nail polish?
in other news my liver is up and running
and my brain is huge! (I'm not kidding)
oh. how do I know all this stuff. well my friend (or not my friend I don't know)
things are pretty boring in here
we're created with knowledge of everything
but when we take our first breath of air, we forget everything we know
and have to learn it all over again
*sigh* I am convinced that you humans and I are not related. because if we were, I would have the same rights as you, wouldn't I?
but I know I don't
I know you guys and your leaders say it is alright to kill me
wow. how can you elect leaders who support murder?
it doesn't make sense
oh and by the way, I would die a very painful death if you decided to kill me. don't tell me I wouldn't feel it
even if it had been before, when I was an omelet. my soul would take the pain
that's worse than heartbreak